The Pit Arkive

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    Dec 13, 2017 9:53 PM - jjl: (hi)
    Dec 13, 2017 9:57 PM - Gatecrasher: Hey Jjl its me Amanzia
    Dec 13, 2017 9:57 PM - Gatecrasher: All good? (Amanzia asked)
    Dec 13, 2017 9:58 PM - Gatecrasher: Tell them Amanzia wants to speak in the Pit (The Founder of Fantasystem)
    Dec 13, 2017 9:59 PM - Gatecrasher: again
    Dec 13, 2017 10:14 PM - jjl: why cant you speak in the pit?
    Dec 13, 2017 10:40 PM - jjl: well my break is over, I must go. Maybe some other time
     
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    Dec 15, 2017 9:46 PM - Gatecrasher: hell is way more boring than I thought
     
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    Dec 16, 2017 3:30 PM - Gatecrasher: [​IMG]
     
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    Dec 18, 2017 at 3:49 AM - jjl:
     
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    Dec 22, 2017 3:34 AM - jjl: The longest night. Make the most of it
     
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    Dec 23, 2017 3:38 AM - Gatecrasher: [​IMG]
    Dec 23, 2017 3:38 AM - Gatecrasher: We are the dot connectors. We are the excavators of obscured facts. We are who we've been waiting for our whole lives. We are the Storm, and we are the Calm Center inside it.
    Dec 23, 2017 3:39 AM - Gatecrasher: kek :D
    Dec 23, 2017 3:41 AM - Gatecrasher:
     
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    Dec 23, 2017 at 3:24 PM - Gatecrasher: Yeah, the Redditch thing defies common sense
    Dec 23, 2017 at 3:25 PM - Gatecrasher: A psycho white supremacist is going to save us from.the deep state
    Dec 23, 2017 at 3:25 PM - Gatecrasher: Unless you're gay
    Dec 23, 2017 at 3:25 PM - Gatecrasher: Or any other color than white
    Dec 23, 2017 at 3:26 PM - Gatecrasher: And if you are.poor go Fuck yourself
    Dec 23, 2017 at 3:26 PM - Gatecrasher: But keep.connecting those dots of yours
    Dec 23, 2017 at 3:26 PM - Gatecrasher: This is jj
    Dec 23, 2017 at 3:27 PM - jjl: That was me
    Dec 23, 2017 at 3:28 PM - jjl: Lucky us, trump.Will save us all
    Dec 23, 2017 at 3:28 PM - jjl: Well a fraction of us
    Dec 23, 2017 at 4:31 PM - Gatecrasher: seriously though, what value are the others any way?
    Dec 23, 2017 at 6:13 PM - Voda: halo jj... i left you a message in the music thread
    Dec 23, 2017 at 6:13 PM - Voda: things are 'speeding up' more than i thought
    Dec 23, 2017 at 6:14 PM - Voda: lol
    Dec 23, 2017 at 6:14 PM - Voda: funny facts
    Dec 23, 2017 at 6:45 PM - Gatecrasher: I don't know the answer to that sorry
    Dec 23, 2017 at 6:46 PM - Gatecrasher: But you can call me
    Dec 23, 2017 at 6:54 PM - jjl: I wonder why you would think I would know that answer
     
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    Dec 24, 2017 9:48 AM - jjl: Good Holidays to you Amanzis
    Dec 24, 2017 11:41 AM - Gatecrasher: Amanzia: [​IMG]
    Dec 24, 2017 11:44 AM - Gatecrasher: F
    Dec 24, 2017 11:46 AM - Gatecrasher: A
    Dec 24, 2017 11:46 AM - Gatecrasher: N
    Dec 24, 2017 11:46 AM - Gatecrasher: T
    Dec 24, 2017 11:46 AM - Gatecrasher: A
    Dec 24, 2017 11:46 AM - Gatecrasher: S
    Dec 24, 2017 11:46 AM - Gatecrasher: Y
    Dec 24, 2017 11:46 AM - Gatecrasher: S
    Dec 24, 2017 11:46 AM - Gatecrasher: T
    Dec 24, 2017 11:46 AM - Gatecrasher: E
    Dec 24, 2017 11:46 AM - Gatecrasher: M
    Dec 24, 2017 11:47 AM - Gatecrasher: The System without a System
    Dec 24, 2017 2:36 PM - Gatecrasher: (a thing, minus the same thing = 0)
    Dec 24, 2017 3:25 PM - Gatecrasher: You think you are aware of everything
    Dec 24, 2017 3:26 PM - Gatecrasher: Did you know that EVERYTHING is aware of you?
    Dec 24, 2017 3:42 PM - Gatecrasher: I am aware of that yes.. it's my job
    Dec 24, 2017 3:42 PM - Gatecrasher: I am an "awareness manager" in a large firm of "awareness lawyers"
    Dec 24, 2017 3:43 PM - Gatecrasher: we've collectively been aware of everything since 1881 and have recently expanded into the "cognitive dissonance" market
    Dec 24, 2017 3:45 PM - Gatecrasher: a subject you might need our help with very soon by the sound of things
    Dec 24, 2017 3:56 PM - jjl: Is that so?A whole firm you say?
    Dec 24, 2017 4:09 PM - Gatecrasher: yes, does that bother you? I come here for my work mostly
    Dec 24, 2017 4:11 PM - Gatecrasher: Not at.all, I am interested
    Dec 24, 2017 4:12 PM - Gatecrasher: Great, that you're not interested. Now you can stop bothering me while I work
    Dec 24, 2017 4:13 PM - Gatecrasher: I mean, I don't come to your place of work and knock the sailor's cocks out of your mouth, do I?
    Dec 24, 2017 4:13 PM - jjl: No I.AM.interested
    Dec 24, 2017 4:13 PM - jjl: That was YOU?
    Dec 24, 2017 4:13 PM - Gatecrasher: your mother didn't talk with her mouth full
    Dec 24, 2017 4:14 PM - jjl: Just.as.Well, he.wasn't getting anywhere
    Dec 24, 2017 4:15 PM - Gatecrasher: maybe your technique needs a bit of work then
    Dec 24, 2017 4:15 PM - jjl: Why so angry? I want.to know more about the film
    Dec 24, 2017 4:15 PM - jjl: No doubt
    Dec 24, 2017 4:15 PM - jjl: Firm
    Dec 24, 2017 4:15 PM - Gatecrasher: usually, you can feel the balls tighten
    Dec 24, 2017 4:15 PM - jjl: Ok
    Dec 24, 2017 4:16 PM - jjl: Good to know
    Dec 24, 2017 4:16 PM - Gatecrasher: oh I'm not at all angry.. just giving you some tips for the workplace
    Dec 24, 2017 4:16 PM - Gatecrasher: part of my 'awareness project'
    Dec 24, 2017 4:16 PM - jjl: I appreciate it, but I am.A little long in the tooth to support myself that way
    Dec 24, 2017 4:17 PM - Gatecrasher: I think we might be able to work with that
    Dec 24, 2017 4:17 PM - jjl: But you never know
    Dec 24, 2017 4:17 PM - jjl: I may meet a.rich guy into old.hag lovin
    Dec 24, 2017 4:18 PM - Gatecrasher: hey, if I wanted a 'comeback'.. I'd scrape it off your mothers teeth
    Dec 24, 2017 4:19 PM - jjl: You.really have it in fort mom
    Dec 24, 2017 4:19 PM - jjl: You must know her then
    Dec 24, 2017 4:20 PM - Gatecrasher: no.. she was fab last time, but i wasn't the only one present and her mouth was full, so I couldn't tell whether she wanted more or what
    Dec 24, 2017 4:20 PM - jjl: But I will pass on the good wishes just the Sam. Who shall I.say sends them?
    Dec 24, 2017 4:20 PM - Gatecrasher: mmm hhhhm mmmh mmmmhm
    Dec 24, 2017 4:21 PM - Gatecrasher: just say it was the boys from the football club.. 'she' knows us all very well
    Dec 24, 2017 4:21 PM - jjl: I doubt.that's enough.data
    Dec 24, 2017 4:22 PM - Gatecrasher: yeah fair point
    Dec 24, 2017 4:22 PM - jjl: I will just.say an.admirer remembers you
    Dec 24, 2017 4:24 PM - jjl: Well you have a fine holiday. I will enjoy a fire with the coal Santa left
    Dec 24, 2017 4:25 PM - jjl: I hope you do the same you naughty boy
    Dec 24, 2017 4:41 PM - Gatecrasher: well, that was fun. Let's try again in the New Year after Santa has emptied his sack, ok?
    Dec 24, 2017 4:46 PM - Gatecrasher: after all, he knows where all the naughty girls live.
    Dec 24, 2017 5:50 PM - Gatecrasher: *yawn
    Dec 24, 2017 5:53 PM - jjl: I haven't been a girl for.decades
    Dec 24, 2017 8:11 PM - Gatecrasher: The remark about knocking a dick out of her mouth lacks originality
    Dec 24, 2017 8:12 PM - Gatecrasher: Every hack comic uses that line in standup
    Dec 24, 2017 10:23 PM - Gatecrasher: up the gunners
    Dec 24, 2017 10:23 PM - Gatecrasher: gooners!!!
     
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    Dec 25, 2017 3:43 PM - jjl: Pop by for a mug of wassail
    Dec 25, 2017 4:59 PM - Gatecrasher: JJL, you dog!! Usually I wait until the third date to go wassailing
    Dec 25, 2017 4:59 PM - Gatecrasher: but, and especially as you are no longer 'a girl'.. I'll be around in 5 minutes
    Dec 25, 2017 7:30 PM - jjl: See you then!
     
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    Dec 26, 2017 at 3:18 PM - Gatecrasher: where were you? I was waiting behind the bike shed!
    Dec 26, 2017 at 4:36 PM - Gatecrasher: Ran out of wassail
    Dec 26, 2017 at 7:00 PM - Gatecrasher: *Resets randomiser*
    Dec 26, 2017 at 7:04 PM - Gatecrasher: *trgyhus tyungtyl*
    Dec 26, 2017 at 7:04 PM - Gatecrasher: (it's working)
    Dec 26, 2017 at 7:24 PM - Gatecrasher: Nice randomizer you got there