What's Your Secret? Tell Us Something We Don't Know About You...

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    I sing to my cats and each one has a special song, that I made up, just for him.
     
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    I taught myself how to dance to the song "Wild Thing" .

     
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    I hate to run out of Mango chutney more than toilet paper. I keep a jar hidden in reserve like a Lush who hides her whiskey bottle
     
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    I have a very dear longtime friend who became a mystery writer.
    I was the first murder victim in his first novel.
    I was unaware of this fact, until on a whim, I thought to look him up after a decade or more had passed with no communication.
    I ordered his book and recognized myself right away after the first few pages.
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    I found a fan website and emailed him what he later told me was the greatest fan mail he ever received.
    All I said was this:
    Con, you've killed me...
    jj
     
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    My heroes, growing up, where Clara Barton, Florence Nightingale, Helen Keller, and my Mom.
     
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    My cats all have pictures of other cats and wild felines on the wall next to their food dishes to look at, while they eat.
     
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    my secret is that I have a toenail that looks like a claw. I call that foot my cloven hoof...
     
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    I love to learn but hate to be taiught
     
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    One night I was drinking beer alone and felt secure and safe in that moment sitting in the cellar laundryroom talking to myself. Intimate & Safe. This was important to me. I thought to try out the views and ideas I had learned, or rather heard from Aleister Crowley and many other teachers...
    My view was that contacting a dead person, and preferably having a conversation with that person, would be something easy to start with, something not so sinister in nature. So I had a name in mind. And with a bit of dark humour and most importantly being myself, because if I were to have someone else in my head I shouldn't try to imitate some grand meister magician of the legends speaking in weird dialects, but to be me as I am right? But how would the conversation even work I thought? I only have one mouth so I would have to let someone else use it when him/her was speaking to me you know..and how the hell I'm gonna do that? I thought it would be just something that you first believe and then try to lean in to it like anything new one is trying...learning via experience. I uttered the words "Hello my friend, would you like to have a conversation?"

    -Hello......
     
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